My boy is a kindergartener.

I'm just saying. How did that happen? He's so clever, too...

"Mom, why did the chicken cross the road?"

We worked through this one. He wouldn't tell me; I had to guess. I made guesses. "To get his keys out of the freezer." No! "To buy shoelaces?" No! This went on for some time. Finally he acquiesced to tell me: "To get to the other side." Ba-ding!

Then a few quiet moments later, he says: "Mom, why did the chicken go into the farmhouse?"

"Why, honey?"

"To get his keys out of the freezer!"

Clever, clever, clever. Nice work. So proud.