Thursday, June 19, 2008

The perfect gift for a 4-year-old boy....

I saw myself type this to a girlfriend asking for suggestions for her 3-year-old son's birthday, and thought it deserved to be saved for posterity:

The highlight of our trip to the Natural History museum a couple of weeks ago was seeing fossilized dinosaur poo. He was beside himself. So if anyone asks what I think they should give Noah, I tell them "a coprolite." They just stare at me like I'm nuts. "You want me to give your kid dino dung?" Yeah, really, I do.

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